Port wine tasting in the Calem Cellars in Vila Nova de Gaia across the river from Porto. All of the big Port wine cellars are in Vila Nova de Gaia.

But wait.

Before AGMA wraps up her Barcelona/diarrhea & barf cruise/Porto travel post, I need to share an exchange that my travel companion, Mary, and I had during the trip.

It started out innocent enough. We were getting ready for dinner one night and she said something like, “That’s as good as it gets.” while looking in a mirror. Mary is a young looking 76 and very pretty when she has her hair done and all her make-up on.

So AGMA, being the magnanimous person that I am, told her I thought she was lovely. She thanked me then, about 5 minutes later said….

Wait for it…

“You know the saying that beauty is only skin deep? Well, they aren’t right about that because you are really beautiful INSIDE. No – I mean that. You have an INNER beauty about you.”

Huh? Did I just hear what I thought I heard? Was the beotch saying that I wasn’t pretty? To my face?

Evidently so. And I think she was pretty pleased with what she said.

Now I know I’m not beautiful in the classic sense. My nose is too big and I wear glasses and I have a receding chin (they used to call it a ‘weak chin‘ back in the day.) And I don’t wear any make-up.

I’m AGMA au naturale…. What you see is what you get. No nasty surprises.

But I always thought that ‘cute” was the word for me.

Yeah…I’m just real cute.

So rather than grabbing her by the hair, yanking and clawing her with my non-existent fingernails (I’m a massage therapist remember?), I just looked at her sideways and mumbled, “Well bless your heart!”

For those of you who have spent any time at all in the American South, you know EXACTLY what I was saying to her….

Okay. I really needed to get that monkey off my back.

Back in Barcelona, Mary rested in the non-sticky room while I finished up my Barcelona sightseeing. She was much improved by the end of the day and ready to roll.

That night we flew to Porto (Oporto to some,) Portugal to continue in the Griswold vacation tradition of, “Oh God…what’s going to happen next?”

But seriously, Porto was beautiful! Great food, beautiful architecture, interesting history.

And AGMA learned an awful lot about Port wine.

That was fun.

So with a nod to my travel friend The Wife of Bath at Picnic at the Cathedral’s latest post about bad travel photography that made me laugh out loud, I present to you AGMA’s photo journal of Porto and environs…


The Riberia neighborhood waterfront in Porto on the Duoro River. Gotta love the satellite dishes!


The fantastical (is that a word?) Livraria Lello bookstore. J.K. Rowlings lived in Porto for a year and was said to have gotten some of her Harry Potter inspiration here! It’s so popular that there is normally a long queue, and they charge a 4 Euro admission. But you get a 4 Euro credit on any purchase you make so of course AGMA made a purchase!


The incredible tile work in the Sao Bento train station.


The colors of Porto!


This is an old Rabelo boat. They are wooden cargo boats that were used for centuries to transport people and goods (especially Port wine barrels!) along the Douro River.


This street used to be the Beverly Hills 90210 of Porto back in the day.


This is your cardiologist’s worst nightmare… It’s the famous (in Porto) Francesinha sandwich. It’s cured ham, linguica (a Portuguese sausage), fresh sausage and steak stacked between two pieces of fat bread smothered in melted cheese with an egg on top and covered in a special, slightly spicy tomato and beer sauce. We didn’t get the egg and got the sauce on the side. Party poopers….


The beautiful Douro Valley where the Port wine grapes are grown. It’s about a 90 minute drive from Porto.


The most elegant McDonalds ever! It’s called the Imperial McDonalds because they took over the old art deco Imperial Cafe on Liberdade Square.


Italian churches ain’t got nothing on Porto churches! The interiors were all over the top, covered with gold leaf and life sized statues! This is Igreja do Carmo Catholic Church.


We climbed all 200 steps to the top of the Clerigos Tower (built in 1763) for a spectacular view of Porto and Vila Nova de Gaia across the Douro River.


AGMA loves the contrast of the modern fountain with the traditional homes. In the Riberia neighborhood of Porto.


The narrow streets of the ancient Riberia. Don’t you love the color coordinated laundry?


Quinta do Tedo – a small boutique Port producer in the Duoro Valley. OMG…they still stomp grapes with their feet to crush them in the Fall! AGMA feels as if she needs to go back in September to see that!


Port sampling makes for new friends! AGMA the Cougar’s new BFFs from Croatia. The absolute BEST part of travel is the people you meet. I’m just thankful that most folks seem to speak English.

Can you tell how gorgeous Porto is? It’s an extremely welcoming city – the people could not have been friendlier or more helpful. It’s very compact & walkable (but lots of hills.) But Uber is really cheap if you poop out. And, overall, it’s less expensive that other cities in Europe. And the food is amazing!


AGMA’s advice…put it on your Bucket List!

23 thoughts on “Continued…(really)

    • Since you are a frugal traveler like me, I think you’d love it! Not as inexpensive as some of the Eastern European countries, but less expensive than Spain, France, Italy, etc. And trust me…there were PLENTY of bad photos that got deleted. I’m especially adept at taking pictures of the ground. Sideways.

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  1. This post is perfectly timed. Two of the volunteers are trying to figure out whether to visit Porto or to use Lisbon as a base for exploring Sinatra and other towns. I forwarded your post to them.

    Thanks for your comments. I too will be playing the game of catch up when I return.

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      • One of our students was a hospitality professor. He convinced the,to stay in the Lisbon area—gave them loads of info about things to do in the area. I’m going to connect with the two of them when we are all back in the states to compare travel stories. One of these days we will get you on a trip with us. You would add so much to the adventure!

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      • I’m pretty sure you can’t go wrong in either city!! And who knows…maybe one of these days I will go on a trip with you and the crew! That Global Volunteers sounds really interesting… And it’s always an adventure to travel with AGMA! Ha!


  2. I think you can look at Mary’s comment in a different way. She might have been saying that you are beautiful inside AND outside. That your beauty wasn’t limited to the exterior like many people’s. But then again, you know her better than I do. Maybe she is a beotch, as you say. 🙂

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    • You are ever the liberal optimist aren’t you? 🙂 She is clueless a good deal of the time which is why I think she meant what she said. But that’s okay. I know I’m cute – depending on the day. Today, not so much… But still lovely on the inside I’m sure!


  3. Gorgeous shots of Porto and now I do want to go. But of course I laughed at your friend’s compliment–and a compliment it was. I’m sure you are beautiful inside and out. It reminded me of the one and only time a man told me I looked like a model–he was legally blind.

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    • I had so many more beautiful pictures of the Douro Valley, but didn’t want to bore people… I truly want to go back one of these Septembers around harvest time to see the vines in their autumn colors. And I want to see grape stomping! I’d volunteer to stomp for free if they’d let me!

      You know Marty, the older I get, the more tolerant I am getting (the opposite of what happened to my father and what’s happening now with my 76 year old brother.) I am far more accepting of the ‘warts’ on people that I used to be. Maybe it’s because I’m far more tolerant of the ‘warts’ on me than I used to be… Hmmm…. That might be an idea for a post!

      Mary is a dear person with a good heart who is just ditzy at times and speaks (many times) without thinking. More than once on the trip, I had to sort of run interference with some of the things she said to people that could have been viewed as insulting. But I still consider her a good friend. But I probably won’t do a one on one trip with her again; a tour maybe, where somebody else is in charge. I’m hanging up my Mary tour guide coat!

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    • Your welcome Linda and thanks for the compliments on the pictures! And oh yeah – those Croatian dudes… They were as fun and charming as they looked. A couple more glasses of Port and who knows… OMG – did I say that out loud???


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