AGMA’s headless chicken act worked.
It was a great weekend last week with the grands thank you very much…
That is other than the 6 inches of snow we got on Friday that left us homebound for about 24 hours.
Because I live in Atlanta, and we don’t get 6 inches of snow at one time. Ever. Or sustained periods of freezing temps. And the official snow removal strategy on the state and local level consists of “wait until it melts.”
Remember the great Snowmageddon of 2014?
We don’t do snow well here.
On Thursday, weather.com reported a chance of a ‘wintery mix’ on Friday with little to no accumulation. Perfect. We planned to take the MAGITW (Most Adorable Grandchildren In The World) to The Pink Pig on Friday.
Imagine AGMA’s surprise when I awoke on Friday to the dulcet tones of a Winter Weather Advisory warning of up to 6 inches of snow for the Atlanta area.
Seems that little rascal of a winter storm Benji was dipping farther south than anybody expected. That little sh*t…
Planning excursions for a 1 year old and an almost 3 year old is tricky. Everything has to be planned around naps, meals and BMs. TMI? AGMA, being the OCD person that I am, took at drive to the Pig to scope out the location and pre-bought our tickets. I was prepared for everything.
Except a snow storm.
But let’s talk about The Pink Pig. Please.
Her full name is Priscilla the Pink Pig. It’s an Atlanta thing. And from what I understand, much beloved by folks who grew up here.
The original Priscilla opened in 1956 on the roof of the old Rich’s Department Store in downtown Atlanta. It was a monorail that was painted pink with a snout, pig ears and a curly tail. The kids were literally caged in.
I guess so they wouldn’t have any jumpers…
Rich’s was acquired in the 1970‘s by Federated Department Stores and the downtown store was closed in 1991. The PInk PIg relocated but closed down in 1995 because it was too expensive to run.
But Priscilla was miraculously resurrected in 2003 as a train in a big tent on the top parking deck of the Macy’s in Lenox Square Mall in the Buckhead section of Atlanta.
And it was to that outdoor, unheated tent that AGMA bought my precious grandchildren in a snowstorm last Friday.
I probably won’t win the Grandparent of the Year award.
The Pink Pig is less than 5 miles from AGMA’s house. Even with the snow starting, it only took 15 minutes to get there.
So far so good.
The Priscilla character was sitting near the entrance of the tent on what appeared to be a swine throne. The idea is that you get your picture taken with her and then you can purchase said picture as you leave. Naturally.
And everything was pink. Really pink. And the train ride lasted only 4 minutes. (But AGMA bought the tickets with the DOUBLE ride so we got to stay on for about 8 minutes.) And the displays were sort of cheesy with narration by Priscilla with a very southern accent. And the adults were squished into these tiny seats in the train. And it was frickin’ freezing in that tent.
But my 3 year old grandson was totally enchanted. And the 1 year old didn’t cry.
Score one for Nana AGMA.
By the time we left the charming Ms. Priscilla, our cars had over an inch of heavy wet snow on them.
We took two cars to The Pig. Hubs and AGMA each have a Prius. ‘Nuff said.
To give Son#1 and DIL a little respite, Son#2 who lives in Altanta and ADORES his nephew and niece, rode with AGMA and the kiddos. This was fine for the 15 minute ride over.
But this is Atlanta. In the snow. In the short time that we were canoodling with Priscilla, everybody, and I mean everybody, who works anywhere outside their home in Atlanta decided that they needed to go home. Right now.
So our 15 minute drive turned into an hour drive. Can you spell g-r-i-d-l-o-c-k?
It was SnowmageddonII.
Then, about 5 minutes into the drive home, Grandson started chanting out of the blue, “I want a sucker.”
We found out later that his mother had promised him a sucker if he was a good boy at The Pink Pig.
But at the time, we had no knowledge of this bargain that was struck nor did we have a sucker. The suckers resided it the diaper bag. That was in Hubs car.
Initially, we calmly explained that we didn’t have a sucker and had no way of obtaining one at the moment. Oh what fools we were…
No surprise that this did not seem to make an impact on him. After several attempts at explaining the situation, it became clear that he wasn’t going to quit chanting until he received said sucker.
“I want a sucker!” It got louder and started mixing with tears.
“I want a sucker! I want a sucker!”
Son#2 texted Son#1 regarding the dilemma. Son#1 texted back, “Welcome to my world.”
20 minutes later we distracted Grandson by opening the window. Some of the snow fell into the car. He started laughing.
There is a God.
Meanwhile, 1 year old Granddaughter sat quietly in her seat playing with a few toys. And every now an then she made a cooing sound. Awwww….
It could have been so much worse.
After both cars safely landed at AGMA’s house, we were basically stuck there for the rest of the day. The roads got so bad that Son#2 didn’t go back to his home that night.
My entire family under my roof for 24 hours.
AGMA was in paradise.
Yeah, it was a great weekend!