In 2014, within a few months of starting AGMA, one of my posts got “Freshly Pressed”.
To be honest, I was so wet behind the ears with this blogging stuff on WP that I really didn’t know what that meant.
But it didn’t take long to figure it out.
AGMA went from something like 25 followers to over 2000 in a matter of weeks. And I was overwhelmed by the volume of comments.
I handled it with my normal cool aplomb…. I turned red, panicked at the thought of more than 15 people reading my posts, and started hyperventilating.
It seemed like there might be some lofty expectations from AGMA going forward. I wasn’t sure I could handle the pressure.
But I managed to hold my AGMA sh*t together and boldly went forward writing whatever the hell I wanted. Screw ‘em if they didn’t like it….
That post (No Close Ups!) is still my all time high post for likes and comments.
And it was about lightbulbs.
But get ready faithful readers….
Get ready WP Freshly Pressed folks…
Get ready world…
Lightning is about to strike twice.
AGMA went lightbulb shopping again!
It all started when I was perusing the Black Friday ads in the newspaper on Thanksgiving Day.
“A newspaper, AGMA? How quaint and retro…”, I can hear you say.
Thanksgiving Day is the one day of the year I ever buy a real live newspaper. And I know why. Other than the ads, the rest of the paper was dismal. I think there were 4 sections that were 6 tiny pages each.
I don’t know about you but AGMA misses old school newspapers. A computer screen just doesn’t have the same tactile or visual stimulation. And you can’t wrap a set of cups and saucers with it when you’re moving.
So in one of the super mega hardware store Black Friday ads, I saw something called a wireless lightbulb.
Wireless lightbulb. Seems like an oxymoron. Like the phrase “Presidential integrity” (specifically applied to Trumputin.) Maybe not so much the oxy, but the moron part definately applies…
Upon further research, I realized that the lightbulb still needed to be in a wired socket (whew!) It’s the control of the bulb that’s wireless.
This is getting interesting.
No more fumbling around in the dark to find a light switch. Or using old school mechanical timers.
These “smart” lightbulbs somehow (does anybody really know how?) connect to your WiFI network and are controlled by an app on your smart phone. Or a hub. Or Alexa. Or Google Assistant. Or Facebook Portal (never in a million years Zuckerberg, you arrogant snot!) (OMG – did I say that out loud?)
Or other demonic devices meant to listen into and/or watch your most intimate moments and plant earwigs in your brain.
Not surprisingly, AGMA does not own one of these wicked devices, born from the depths of Hell, so I’d have to use the app. Just sayin’…
And not only can you control them wirelessly via either a hub or app or evil device, but you can control the color and choose from like 1000 different color choices.
Always in search for the perfect Christmas gift for tech savvy Son#2, AGMA ventured out on Black Friday to said super mega hardware store.
And I ended up just staring at the hundreds of lightbulb choices. Again. It was overwhelming. Again. Just like 4 years ago.
Incandescent bulbs are still around, but in short supply. Thomas Edison and I are still sad about this.
To AGMA’s surprise, those twisty fluorescent “not really a bulb” bulbs were no where to be seen. No loss there – I was definitely NOT ready for my close-up when those babies were lit up.
LED rules the lightbulb aisle now.
But even on sale, the super mega hardware store price was still pretty high for one of those smart bulbs.
So AGMA ordered one from Amazon on Cyber Monday at like $10 off the super mega hardware store sale price.
I got it a few days ago. And my curiosity is getting the better of me.
How does it connect to WiFi? How does the app work? Will one of those 1000 colors be THE perfect color for me? Will I FINALLY be ready for my close-up? Could one of the 1000s of colors not make the Grand Cheeto look so very orange?
Inquiring AGMA minds may need an answer soon.
I’m sure Son#2 wouldn’t mind getting a nice bottle of Aqua Velva.