“Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief” – Jane Austen
Beloved author and all around awesome English babe, Jane Austen lived from 1775 to 1817. She died waaaayyy too young at 41 from, what scholars believe, was Hodgkins Lymphoma.
Unlike “I can’t sit still” AGMA, Jane never went more than 150 miles from her home in the south west part of England. But nevertheless she had a keen understanding of human nature that shines in her works. Her characters are just like people we come in contact with everyday. I mean, we all know somebody like Mr. Darcy or Elizabeth Bennett or Lydia Bennett or Mr. Wickham.
Did I mention Pride and Prejudice ROCKS!
Emma was updated on the big screen in 1995 for a new generation by the movie Clueless.
And who can forget the 2016 movie classic, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?
Jane understood people, and their flaws and their strengths, and how it all impacts them in their relationships . Because she was so spot on in her assessment of the human condition, her books transcend time, culture and geography.
Can you tell AGMA’s a fan?
And she sure as hell knew about vain people.
Just look at the massive Orange Cheeto in the WH with his hair transplants, his fake tan and his Twitter account.
Weak head? Check. Mischief? Understatement.
Baby Boomers are in their 60’s and 70’s. Our youth obsessed culture is more obsessed than ever. Forever 21 is more than a retail store; it’s a way of life.
There is a pot load of money to be made out there from folks like us.
Google “anti-aging products” and you get like a kazillion hits. The global (‘cuz nobody, no matter where they live, wants to look old…) was 250 billion – with a “B” – in 2016, and is expected to reach nearly $331 billion – with a “B” by 2021 (according to a report by OrbisResearch.)
Holy Hyaluronic Acid!
I am not immune to the power of the dark side.
Don’t judge me.
AGMA has always been an “au natural” beauty. I kind of grimaced when I typed the word “beauty”…
I’ve never worn much make-up. A touch of eyeliner here, a bit of blush there for the last umpteen years. Of late, I’ve given the eyeliner and blush.
And AGMA has never had a skin care regiment. I wash my face and smear a moisturizer with sunscreen on afterward. The sunscreen part makes my dermatologist happy.
While my extremely oily skin was a cause for much gnashing of teeth, wearing of sackcloth and sitting in ashes when I was young, it’s served me nicely as I’ve aged. Once I stopped getting zits. In my 50’s.
But of late, AGMA has wondered if I need to start a “formal” skin care regimen. Should I wade into anti-aging money pit?
“What do you mean you don’t use retinol on your skin? You should use it everyday Aunt AGMA!” exclaimed my 46 year old niece when I visited her a few weeks ago. I should?
Maybe I should.
I did some research when I got home. Evidently there are things that I could be doing to my face that would make it “brighter, clearer and removes fine lines and wrinkles”.
Welcome to $250 billion band wagon AGMA!
The basics seem to be a mild cleanser (check), a toner, a moisturizer during the day (check) and a cream with RETINOL at night. I call them the Big 4. Plus you need to add a facial mask once a week to “pull out the impurities”.
Sounds like something that needs to happen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
So companies will sell you their specially packaged skin care regimen. The cult of Mary Kay and the pink Cadillac has been doing this since 1963. My MIL has been selling and using Mary Kay for years.
Based on her skin’s appearance (somewhere between the basketball from the first NCAA championship in 1939 and my old hiking boots), AGMA will pass on that one.
There are a lot of other companies that want me to contribute my share to the $250 billion.
One has the Big 4 for $170 on Amazon. Plus eye cream for $65. And “Renewing Serum” for $94.
Does anybody actually know what renewal serum is? Sounds like something they used in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
As usual, AGMA went in a “value” direction.
I ordered a witch hazel (an oldie but a goodie) hydrating toner for $13, a night cream with RETINOL (my niece would be so proud!) for $24.00 and bentonite clay for a facial mask for $9.00. I already had the other stuff.
Excitement filled Casa AGMA when my Amazon package appeared two days later (Prime of course.) Next stop…clearer, brighter and less wrinkled/fine lined skin!
So it’s been 2 weeks now. And while AGMA’s skin is softer to the touch I can’t say I look much different. Not clear, not brighter and definitely not less wrinkled/fine lined.
Maybe I need to adjust my expectations?
Maybe AGMA should keep on keeping on because what I’m doing now is healthier for my skin, and not worry about that other stuff?
Maybe I should embrace my aging skin and celebrate the wisdom behind the wrinkles?
Maybe I should rejoice at the smile lines that reflect past laughter and joy?
“Vanity is the quicksand of reason.” – George Sand