When AGMA was young, maybe 6 or 7, we went on vacation to…are you ready for this…drumroll…
For those of you outside of the US or from other parts of the country or too young to remember, Lake Erie used to be so polluted that it regularly caught on fire. Part of it. The part around Cleveland. Figures…
Nothing says vacation like adding fire extinguisher to your “what to take to the beach” packing list.
But it wasn’t too far from home so we could drive. And we shared a cabin with my Aunt and Uncle and cousin so it was fairly inexpensive. My mother was a single, working mom and my uncle worked in a glass factory so any vacation we took – which were very few and far between – needed to be inexpensive.
But to the 7 year old AGMA, it was like Disney World!
The first morning we were there, I was so excited to go swimming in the flammable lake that I ran out of the cabin a la natural. I think somebody took a picture with their Kodak Brownie. I’m sure I was adorable.
My mother and uncle had to chase me down to get me dressed in my swimsuit.
That’s how I feel about this post. I’m going a la natural. I normally type my posts in Pages then, when it’s all done & edited, copy it to WordPress. But today, I’m going freestyle and typing it directly in WordPress. Sometime’s you gotta shake things up.
AGMA is out of control. Again. But still adorable. Just not in a naked way anymore.
Gravity is cruel.
Speaking of a la natural, the most adorable grandson in the world who shares genetic material with me came to visit last weekend from Chicago. It was a magical weekend. I forgot how darned cute 18 month olds are… Unless you’re his parents. Or our cats
He’s still in diapers, but in my opinion, he doesn’t get nearly enough “naked time”. You know “naked time”, right? It’s when children get in touch with their ancient hunter-gatherer roots by running all around the house and in the yard in their birthday suit. When they have the freedom to express themselves through their unencumbered body. When they learn not to be ashamed of or hide their body.
Until gravity kicks in.
My son and DIL let him run around for like 5 minutes after his bath before they put his jammies on him. That’s it. They’re afraid he’s going to pee everywhere.
I’ve got news for them. That bath he was in….yeah…full o’ pee. As soon as that warm water hit that sweet little winkie, anything in his bladder immediatley came out to join the party.
But I have a feeling, in six months or so, he will be getting lots and lots more naked time. His parents are going to be too busy, too stressed and too tired to worry about him peeing in the house.
The Little Buddy is going to become a big brother in November!
And we weren’t the last to know this time. As a matter of fact, we were one of the first to know. Holy cow – miracles do happen… We’re thrilled for them and couldn’t be happier!
But it’s a girl. A girl? I don’t know what to do with girl babies. I have two sons, one grandson, a husband and two male cats. The XX chromosome pairing is a rare thing in my world.
I’ll figure it out as I go. Maybe I’ll finally have an ally who will help me fend off the attacks of the XY’ers. A Buddette who will understand when I cry at sappy movies and not roll their eyes. Somebody to pass on my grandmother’s pocket watch and my step-mother’s jewelry to.
Holy crap on a cracker…
IT’S A GIRL!!!